Hung over like a motherfucker.

Losing ones mind...

You know you've officially lost it when you're sitting in your livingroom flat out cracking up while texting your roommate's girlfriend about how hot some of your roommate's friends are.

On a good note - I feel more optimistic than I have in, well, months. However, in order to perpetuate the optimistic good feelings I really need to stop having weird dreams involving my ex-boyfriend. I seriously could have lived without that.

EDIT: Rediscovering old music is amazing. Currently? Bjork. Heh. I wonder if I can talk my dad into lending me his Jarre cds when I get his car. Oh yeah, I get my dad's car next weekend. Thursday thru Monday. I'm gonna have fun parking that beast at work. Gay pumpkin of love and joy.

Holy shit.

[geeks out]

[hard core]

That will be all.

Dear Sara.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it the First of May in your closet and I saw you sit at Donald Duck. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of the blood-sample as a memory. You should also knw that I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy,
Jenn










( Do it like this: )

Wow. I don't even know what to say anymore. I don't know what to do anymore.

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. "You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did." trefenwyd "300"

2. "In a severe lightning storm, you wanna grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air." babytoaster "Twister"

3. "The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female." babytoaster and ich_bin_defekt "Transformers"

4. "Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk." babytoaster "Hitman"

5. "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!" -- "Lilo & Stitch"

6. "My powers are stronger than yours." -- "The Covanent"

7. "That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet." babytoaster "Juno"

8. "Who's your daddy now?" -- "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"

9. "Come on. Be brave." -- "August Rush"

10. "Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Longshanks spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Scottish nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember Longshank's notion of peace." babytoaster "Braveheart"

11. "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." babytoaster "Gladiator"

12. "Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing." discordianstooj "American Beauty"

13. "You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches."" -- "Jarhead"

14. "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" ich_bin_defekt "Fight Club"

15. "What do you see right now? You see exactly, and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion Ivy, that is the lie that I tell your eyes, makin' the magic happen, in the moment, in that split second... but seeing behind this motherfucker and knowing... that it's all bullshit." -- "Smokin' Aces"

YEAR IN REVIEW

JANUARY: WOOT FOR MAYNARD!!  RIP Shadowkitty and Helga.  I will always love you both.
FEBUARY: Shit or get off the pot, cuntrag.
MARCH: Migraines blow worse than a cheap whore on Hennepin and Lake.
APRIL: I...don't remember April.  I think I got my laptop then.
MAY: Happy Birthday to me!!  And met Andy.
JUNE: Packing, packing, and more packing.
JULY: Movin' on in!  Dammit, give me my deck back!!
AUGUST: The bridge collapsed.  My uncle died.  And Chris left for Cali.
SEPTEMBER: FUCK YOU FRONTIER!
OCTOBER: I need a roommate.  Anyone, anyone?  Bueler?
NOVEMBER: Was that really just last month?  CHRISTEN CAME DOWN!!
DECEMBER: "I would really like to stop having pornographic dreams about my brother-in-law."

Dude. So I was going through my friends and, well, maintaining it. Quitting a lot of communities that I joined like four years ago. And I found my old Aaron journal.

Jill - I am not allowed to rejoin that damn game.

Bah.

It's about 12 degrees in my apartment. My cat is laying under my blanket on my feet. I'm off to update my character journals in the best RPG ever sly_life.

Yes, that was shameless pimping.

Thank you for making me
Feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

You were way out of line,
Went and turned it all around on me again
How can I not smell your lie
Through the smoke and arrogance.

But now I know
So you will not get away with it again
I'm distant in those hollow eyes
For I have reached my end, so...

Thank you for making me
Feel like I am guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

Before I go tell me
Were you ever who you claimed yourself to be

Either way I must say goodbye.
You're dead to me.
So I...

Thank You for making me
Feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

I'm severing the heartline
I'm leaving your corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be, though.
I won't be the one who killed you
I'll just leave that up to you

I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm not gonna be here to revive you
I'm gonna be the one to say...

I told you so (X8)
I told you

Severing the heart then I'm leaving you corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be and
I'm gonna be the one to say I told you so

The playlist game.

Simple. Take the first few songs out of your playlist, choose a favorite lyric. Post. Let people guess the song by the lyrics, reward with a cookie if correct.

1. You are an oversight, don't try to compromise. Jason
2. Walk away, before I finish what you started.
3. Someday I will walk away and say "You fuckin' disappoint me." Nancy. And yes, amazing song.
4. I want to fight, I want to fight, I want to prove I'm right.
5. You're just saving yourself.
6. Maybe you were right, but baby I was lonely.
7. Now it seems I'm fading.
8. Give me what I could never ask for.
9. What if I never saw you again? I'd die right next to you in the end.
10. Give me just a second and I'll be alright.
11. Roll the window down this cool night air is curious.
12. Hey now, all you sinners.
13. Do they complicate you because they make you feel like this?
14. Do you know I'm faking when I tell you I love you?
15. Whatever you say it's alright, whatever you do it's all good.
16. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
17. I give up I'm all in my whole life is full of sin.
18. With my teeth knocked out I can see the blood.
19. I wanna hear you call out my name, I wanna see you burn up in flames.
20. I don't want to relive all the mistakes I've made along the way.

Google it if you hafta. Jason, I expect you to recognize at least one of those. Woot for 2am or something. Haven't been up this late in a long time. Fucking FF8. Bitch took my Seifer card and won't give it back. Fucking "RANDOM" setting; I forget how to make it go away. Someone help me with that. Work is work, as always. Started slacking...I don't know what's wrong with me. I *owned* my old branch. Everyone there felt like they had two BM's. Here it's like I can't get my act together; I seriously don't know what's wrong with me. So tired all the damned time. Tired and super antisocial lately.

Oh, and Shawn - wherever you are - stop telling people that you used to date me. It gets back to me. I don't like it. If I remembered his fucking phone number I'd call and yell at him. Oooh, I have his email though.

...

Note to self: don't send emails when you're grumpy and tired.

Oh! I got to channel my inner bitch today. Fucking stupid security woman. Dumb cunt didn't know what the fuck to do and yes I am tired and yes I am grumpy and no I don't care if my fucking language went down the tube. It's not a hard gig. You chill in the branch, greet customers, keep an eye on everything. YOU DO NOT SIT ON THE BENCH AND SLEEP. Seriously! I went out there and she was napping. And then she spent 20 mins on her cell phone. ...And then she wandered over to apply at Cub.

And then she went up to a customer and told her that I was mean. And proceeded to list out the ways that I was mean. I told her she had to stand for 12 hours, stay in the branch lobby or in front of the branch, talk to customers, not sleep, not be on her cell phone, not wander Cub. ...Gee, I thought I was just telling her how to do her job. Honey, let me fill you in on something; I'm a manager - I tell people what to do for a living.

Shit I'm going away now.

And NO! I am not dating Lee and NO! I am not dating Guither! The fuck?

"Did you take Jen out on a date?"
"Do I look like I have the money to take Jen out on a date?"

Here's a better response, JoshyBoy: "No, Jen and I are friends." There is none of this date shit. And stop driving to STA to see a movie with me; it creeps everyone out. And Lee... [shudders] Don't even get me started. I keep thinking about people though. Like friends and shit. Jackie and I are getting to be pretty good friends. She's seriously a lot like me, but not in an annoying way. We just ... bonded. I don't know. She laughs and calls me "Sissy" and I think I've been adopted now. But it's like...the last two people I made friends this quickly with turned around and burned me. Funny thing? They both did the same fucking thing to me too - picked someone else over me. Or rather, chose not to even listen to what I had to say. I told her about Cindy and the bullshit she pulled (save for the viscious voicemail claiming I'm Bitch Supreme and the fight I had with her over the phone in Forsman's kitchen which I haven't actually told anybody about) and I told her about everything with Craig and them. And fuck me if I can't stop thinking about him all over again.

And yes that sounds psychotic and while I am insane, I'm neither a danger to myself nor others. And I don't mean it in a "I wanna jump your bones and have your children" kind of way either because seriously? No. It's one of those ... I miss my friend. And I hate it, but what can you do.

I'm starting to get vague anxiety attacks while at work again. There was a genius who came in recently with a gun (and a carry concealed permit too but who the fuck is stupid enough to bring a gun into a bank?) and I seriously needed to go away for a little while and just keep myself from freaking out. And then I got pissed and chewed him out.

"Sir, while it is well within your rights to own and carry a firearm, have you considered the intelligence of wearing said firearm into a financial institution?"
"The security guard didn't even say anything."
"To you, perhaps not. And if he'd said something to us and the police were on their way? Also, take into consideration the rash of bank robberies over the past year. There are people in this branch who have been robbed at gunpoint. We love having you as a customer, however next time, it may be a good idea to leave your gun in your car."

Yeah, I'm a snippy bitch. This? Is the snippiest I've gotten with customers while being completely unprovoked. And now that nobody is reading this anymore, seriously, g'night.

NEW HAIR!! It's super cute too. I'm way excited. I was *supposed* to have gotten my hair done on Friday. Stupid flat tire... [grumbles] Okay, so. I just officially went into anti-social mode which means I'm about thirty seconds from going into the livingroom and playing FF8 for the rest of the night. The one thing that's keeping me? Delerium's Odyssey CD - "The Remix Collection." I'm listening to "Silence" (well, one of three versions) and falling dearly in love with it.

So. Sunday was Jenn and Tony's wedding. They looked so cute. I'm very happy for them. Lee grumbled the entire time and I wanted to throw paper clips at his head because I was sitting by Jackie and that was, apparently, "his spot." Oh! And then I had Cheryl come up to me during the reception to find out when Lee and I started dating.

...Huh?

Yikes, that one needs to be nipped in the bud.

Lessee. On that front, there is someone that I sort of have a thing for. But I'm at that point where I don't even want to bother starting anything because I'm so tired of them ending. That and I've been pretty happy being Single Girl and don't want that to end. I don't want to go through all that crap again; I don't have the time or energy for it. But he travels so much that I don't think we'd even get close to that point for a while, so officially? There's someone that I sort of have a thing for. And ohhh the stories I could tell. There's one really ironic one but I'll save that for another day.

Work is going very, very well. I enjoy it muchly. Even though I come home most of the time just freaking exhausted. I feel like I'm never home. Maybe it's because I'm not. Anyway, give love to everyone down in New Orleans people. As Jackie put it when talking about the company she works for, "It's not so much about the buildings and the stock we have down there. It's more about the fact that out of 330 employees, we know where 80 of them are."

So, my story for today. Last night I was chilling with a friend and we went to Denny's because, well, it was late and we could. So I'm drinking a cup of coffee and we're almost ready to leave so I decide I'm going to down all of my coffee. I do and then I feel this weird lumpy thing on my lip and I look in my cup and I see something that I hope to God is a piece of pancake. Because eeeeesh.

So Jackie starts laughing at me. "Oh my God you should see your face!" And my cheeks are puffed out because I'm starting to laugh and I haven't swallowed my coffee yet. Which, of course, makes her start laughing at me even more. "No no no no no! Swallow it! Swallow it!!" ...Gee, where have I heard that before? Which, of course, makes me laugh even harder. I have such a dirty little mind. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Yeah. I've never had liquid come out my nose before, but let me tell you. Coffee? Isn't the way to do it.

But oh, it gets better. We chill for a while after that and I finally start on my way home at around midnight. Now, she lives in Bloomington so it doesn't take me a huge amount of time to get home. So I'm on the phone with Lee and just getting to my offramp that I need when I stop talking and say, "...My car sounds funny."

AND YES IT'S A FORD BUT THAT'S NOT WHY IT SOUNDS FUNNY. Sheesh!

Well, long story short, I had a flat tire. At 12:30 in the morning. Lee was a nice person and offered to drive up to give me a hand, which was nice considering all of my friends and family who were closer than 45 minutes away weren't answering their phones. Yeah, like I'd really call at 12:30 in the morning if it wasn't an emergency. Bah. Anyway, got home around 2. And I will be - eventually - dealing with my car. First, I have to do laundry. And play a video game. Why? Because I can. [shrugs]

Oh, my new favorite word? Disgruntled. Tee. Hee. Hee.

I am crawling out of the depths of my lurk-mode to say this one, very important thing:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE JPUFF!!
You know who she is: babytoaster. So go give her props.